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This Broncos Themed Halloween Display Is A Work Of Art

It’s pretty amazing what people can do when they have too much time on their hands. Someone probably came home after their 9 to 5 workday and spent hours assembling this display. Honestly, it was totally worth it. This is more artfully done than some actual modern art. Somebody really put time into this. 

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I get amped for it every year, and then I end up dressing like my favorite movie character and spend four hours looking at the ceiling until I fall asleep. I mark October 31 on my calendar as the beginning of an existential crisis every year. Most people prefer the festivities and creativity that come with Christmas lights, but honestly I could take or leave them. Halloween displays where it’s at for me. 

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It is shocking to me how bad the Broncos are. I know they were awful last year, but I put a lot of that on Nathaniel Hackett. This year's team is a Swiss Army knife of terrible. They'll have a game where the defense collapses, and they give up 70 points like they did against Miami, and they'll have a game like last night where the defense played well enough to win, but Russell Wilson couldn't even reach the century mark in terms of yardage. They are very much in no man's land as an organization, and I feel like it will be a while before things get any better. 

If you’re going to be an angry fan, I feel like making a Halloween display bashing your favorite team is appropriate. Most people punch walls or people. Having a collection of skeletons covering their eyes and vomiting while watching Vance Joseph’s defense get lit up by the Dolphins is a healthy outlet. That also makes me question this person‘s fandom. Fans aren’t supposed to have healthy outlets. We’re supposed to just sulk in anger. Clearly, this guy has cracked the code of misery.