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"Yeah, I Mean I Stared Right At Him" - Orlando Arcia Is The Biggest Clown In Sports, Bryce Harper Confirms It

Orlando Arcia. You done messed up and made it personal. 

Here’s the thing—if Arcia just quickly chirped Bryce Harper after his…disastrous base running to end game 2, then there’s a chance that none of this becomes a story. But the fact of the matter is that this clown must have repeatedly said “atta boy, Harper” enough times for a reporter to not only pick up on it, but make it a big part of their story. So if you want to go ahead and chirp Bryce Harper, you better say it with your entire damn chest. 

Or else that sick puppy is going to come out and fire off 2 moon shots right in your face, and stare your dumbass down as he’s rounding 2nd. The Braves got their dicks kicked in today, and they have nobody to blame but themselves. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. And that prize is waking up an absolute animal in October Harper. 

One more win. And these Phillies fans are frothing at the mouth to mentally shatter Strider. Can’t wait. 

@JordieBarstool