Jerry Jones Rules: Took Just 5 Weeks For Him To Publicly Defend Dak Prescott And Wildly Claim He Can Win A Super Bowl

Yes, I love Jerry Jones for this. I mean any time your starting QB looks like complete ass, coming off a 42-10 loss to one of the rivals that can win the NFC, you gotta defend him. Shit, I mean, look at him go all Vicki Valencourt too. That ain't no guess! That's the way it's going to be! What makes it even better is the Cowboys complain about the media hyping them up and then celebrating losses. Surely can't be that way when you have Jerry Jones talking like this.

If there's one thing I know, it's that the Cowboys will crumble in the brightest spot. It's as close to a guarantee that one can have in life outside of death and taxes. The Cowboys will fold in the playoffs. They don't stink, they'll make the playoffs and be a trendy pick to make a run like they are every year. Then it'll happen. Dak will throw a bunch of picks, the Cowboys will start losing and turn on each other. Then Jerry Jones will come out with another crazy statement and we all get to celebrate. Rinse, repeat, every single year. 

We all could have moved on from the Cowboys getting their ass kicked. We all made our jokes about Micah Parsons thinking the scoreboard isn't real and doesn't count for anything. We all made our jokes about Dak Prescott saying he won't throw 10 picks this year and then threw three in one game. But this is Jerry's world and frankly content is better with him around. He didn't have to publicly defend Dak. No one was out here saying, you know what, it's Trey Lance time. Maybe a QB competition between Lance and Cooper Rush? Hell what's Ben DiNucci up to these days? 

That's why Jerry Jones rules. We now get to go to this quote about Dak leading the Cowboys to a Super Bowl and laugh our ass off.