Meet The Hottest New Gambler At Barstool Sports

After seeing this tiktok, I figured it was time that I put my fat bastard cat (Momo) to work in the gambling world. 

Here were the basic ground rules: I put a treat under each helmet. Whichever helmet he knocks over (the one he wants more) is the pick. 

On Sunday, he went 9-3. Lets analyze which picks he lost

Bills vs Jags 
Cardinals vs Bengals 

What do these two losing picks have in common? They lost to cat teams. Betting against his own kind is now added to his gambling rules. The only cat team he bet against and won was the Panthers but they played the Lions so it's a wash. From now on, if he bets against a cat team, I am removing the game from his sheet. 

Cowboys vs 49ers

While making a separate pick, Momo turned to the pile of helmets and tapped the Cowboys helmet. He then picked the Cowboys when they were up later. At the time, I didn't know what this meant. Now, I realize that the second tap negates the first. It's like hitting like, then hitting unlike. That's now added to his gambling rules. 

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The last pick he had was the Raiders over the Packers tonight. Since there was no double tap and no cat team is involved, I gotta assume the Raiders are the play. It's near impossible for me to put even an ounce of faith into that LOSER Josh McDaniels but I have to ride with him.

Raiders are currently -130. God help me.