If Your Mom Says "It Was Okay" Hanging Out With Your New Little Girlfriend, It's Over
There you have it.
It's over. It's finally over. At the very least, the brakes have been hit and we're just waiting for the car to come to a complete stop. But the incessant Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift coverage is on the way out because Donna Kelce said so.
If that's what your mom has to say about spending an afternoon with your girlfriend, that relationship is as good as dead. "It was okay" is just mom speak for "holy shit, this chick fucking sucks and my son is the biggest dumbass on the planet for even bringing her around in the first place". Just imagine what a nightmare this is going to turn out to be if Travis Kelce keeps her around through the holidays. Taylor is gonna go into the kitchen asking if Momma Kelce needs any help with cooking and she'll get hit with the "oh no, sweetie, that's okay. I got everything. You just go relax". Which, again, is mom speak for "get the fuck out of here, I hate you and I can't even stand to be breathing the same air as you right now". The longer it goes on, the thicker she'll have to lay it on. It's only a matter of time at this point.
Advertisement
Donna Kelce is here to save football. She sees the dangerous path the NFL is heading towards and she's putting an end to it while she still can. We can't have the league out there fixing games with their corrupt officiating crews just because a player is dating one of the most famous celebrities on the planet. She might go down as the single most important individual in NFL history. From birthing 2 Super Bowl champions, to saving the league from itself? She's made millions for the league, and is preventing them from inevitably screwing it all up on their own. Name one other person who has had that much impact. I'll wait.
P.S. -- the least the league can do to repay her is dial up another Eagles Super Bowl.