A New Book Claims Brooks Koepka Said 'Fuck Those Country Club Kids Who Talk Shit About Me' After Joining LIV, His Mom Fires Back With A Perfect Response

So this new book by Alan Shipnuck came out all about the LIV Tour and everything that came along with it. We started getting some pieces of it and this one stood out. Brooks Koepka apparently saying fuck those country kids, I'm getting $130 million is something you don't hear in the golf world. I mean, yeah, $130 million is a shit ton of money. But let's get one thing clear here. It's a lie. Brooks Koepka and his mom did not cry!

A+ response. Don't scream about Brooks not saying that or try to defend it. Just let the world know you only cried with Brooks during childbirth. Incredible. That's how you handle reports all over the place. Meanwhile, everyone assumed Brooks was talking about the likes of Spieth and JT here, this is what JT had to say regarding the book and this part: 

The golf world is a weird world man. From some of the rules to the fact we're still having an argument over a goddamn hat at the Ryder Cup and a Joe LaCava, it's just weird. Personalities are mostly hidden and now we have this massive ripple in the sport with LIV, PGA and the soon to be merger. None weirder than calling Cantlay a terrific penis: 

All I know is don't you dare publish that Brooks Koepka cries. He only cries when he's born, not when he gets $130 million. Can't say the same for me. If I got $130 million I'd be weeping like Frankie's dad watching him do quite literally anything. Tears that would make Knowshon Moreno blush.