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A Woman is Suing Disney World for $50K Because She Got An "Injurious Wedgie"

Respect to this lady. There is seriously nothing worse than a bad wedgie. I mean there is a reason why bullies would give nerds wedgies in movies, that shit hurts. I can't imagine getting a wedgie THAT bad though. I also don't really see how this is Disney Worlds fault. A water park is a recipe for disaster when it comes to clothing wear. Peoples pants are falling down, tops are falling off. It's always every man for themselves at a waterpark. 

The woman said that her injuries occurred on Humunga Kowabunga, a slide that is approximately 214 feet above a pool. Like how did you expect to get a wedgie on the HUMUNGA KOWABUNGA? Especially wearing women's bathing suit bottoms. Those shit are already halfway up your ass anyway, so I'm sure a slide that is 214 feet above a pool isn't gonna make it any better. That shit is so painful thought so I don't blame her for suing. I'm sure there was no sign that said "Awful wedgie may occur" so she could get a bag for this.

I also just wanna say, normalize picking wedgies in public. Thank you for your time.