Petty King: James Harden Had A Party In Houston And The Club Held Up "Daryl Morey Is A Liar" Signs

The Harden experience is special man. We got no room on the Lakers but let's find a way to get him here. Holdout Harden is generational. This is just a public breakup but it's instead of like Kanye and Kim levels it's a general manager and his favorite player. You gotta respect a guy who just doesn't give a fuck in James Harden and will do anything he can to keep making the organization uncomfortable:

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You may call him a locker room cancer, I call him entertainment. Find a new slant. Besides, the East belongs to the Bucks anyway, so the 76ers and Celtics are just vying for second place. Him and PJ Tucker are as good as gone anyway, even though Tucker will still be on the team this year, especially after he posted his support for Harden:

Anyway I got nothing left here. Greenie would probably write 500 more words in a human rain delay type fashion and create a long laundry list of nothingburgers for you to read through. I'm simply here to admire the pettiness that is Holdout Harden, and laugh my way to the Lakers 18th championship this season. Good luck out there.