Eagles Roll Into Tampa Bay And Beat The Living Pants Off Of Steven Cheah, Ronde Barber, & The Bucs

3-0.  Ronde Barber can go kick dicks. Steven Cheah can be himself. The Philadelphia Eagles came, saw, and conquered it all in Tampa Bay. For three straight weeks they played nowhere NEAR a perfect or even good game all the way thru, but they're 3-0. The Birds are dangerous and they've got a long way to go. But for now, ggs. CLIP IT: 

RB1 D'Andre Swift with back to back 100+ games. The dude just has IT. At this point there's no reason* for D'Andre Swift not to be getting 80% of the snaps/touches at RB. He's THAT much better. *Saving legs/injuries are valid reasons. Probably. 

Jalen Hurts is still not quite near where he was last year yet still slings (kindly ignore the Maliata assault on the left): 

Jalen Carter is playing his 3rd NFL game and he's already the most dominant defensive lineman in the history of the game. It's honestly unfair the league allowed him to fall to the Eagles. 

 The Tush Push remains undefeated. Again. And again. And again…

If you don't like it, well, stop it. Better yet, get your team to Pushy That Tushy if it's so dang easy.

The Safety and SLAYYYYYYY.

And we'll leave you with noticeable "Dallas Sucks!" chants coming thru the broadcast of a MNF game in Tampa Bay in which the Cowboys are not playing. 

God I love Philly. 3-0. Washington at home next Sunday. Dominant. Go Birds.