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Debate a Wall: The Miami Dolphins Are The BEST Team in The NFL

LIFE LIKE THIS SURE IS SWEET HUH!!!! 

After 24 years of hell, I finally have a real football team. The Dolphins are the best team in the league, I don’t give a fuck. You name em and we’ll bang em. 

It’s time to have a serious conversation about Mike McDaniel being the best coach in the NFL. I don’t care about resumes or what happened 15 years ago. I’m talking about right now, as of September 25th 2023, Mike McDaniel is the best Head Coach in the NFL. Mike is 10 years ahead of any other play caller in the NFL. Don’t believe me? Just watch the type. 

Tyreek Hill, the best WR in the league, is literally running butt ass naked every single game! No one has an answer for Mike’s offense. There’s too much going on, it’s a combination of NFL, CFL, and NCAA football all in one. You want to take away the pass? Fine we’ll just run the rock down your throat. You want to load up the box? Perfect, we’ll just fucking carve you up like a Picasso statue. Watch the Dolphins offense and go watch any other team outside of the Chiefs and let me know if you can find one team who even sniffs the play design that Mike McDaniel has brought to Miami.

Tua Tagovailoa is a top 5 QB in the NFL. Let’s stop being naive. I get it, he doesn’t have the big flashy arm, but my God is he fucking accurate. If I was being held hostage by a member of Al Qaeda and I had to choose between the American Sniper or Tua to pick off a terrorist dome piece, I’m picking Tua. Every week he’s #1 in everything. The guy had more TD’s than incompletions this week. In 3 weeks he has over 1,000 yards and 8 TD’s. PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME. 

The Miami Dolphins finally have an MVP QB, and I’m not just saying that. Go check out the current odds for the NFL MVP. Stop with the Herbert comparisons, as far as I know, we’re the ones who drafted the right guy. Tua is a WINNER. I don’t care what anyone says, a QB who wins is better than a QB who pads the stat sheet. Don’t believe me? Just ask Tom Brady.

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Aside from having the best Head Coach and an MVP QB, the Dolphins to my surprise, have one of the best offensive lines in the league. I’m going to be honest, I thought our o-line was going to be dog shit. I couldn’t have been more wrong. The big boys up front have given up 1 sack, in 3 games. That’s fucking asinine. Not to mention, the Dolphins RAN for THREE HUNDRED AND FITTY YARDS! Both RB’s had 2 TD’s none of that is possible unless the big boys up front are doing their part.

Outside of week 1, Vic Fangio’s defense has been an absolute unit. Anytime we need a big stop the defense steps up. The Dolphins defense has created 5 turnover in 3 weeks, which is tied for 2nd in the NFL. It’s time to put respect on the Miami Dolphins name. This is the BEST team in the NFL. Debate a wall.

Yards Per Game: 550 (1st)

Pass Yards Per Game: 362 (1st)

Rushing Yards Per Game: 188 (1st)