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Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

Name one other job where you can deck the shit out of some little twerp and it won't result in at least a meeting with HR. You think accountants are allowed to show up to work everyday and put a bunch of little kids in concussion protocol? What if the garbage men in your neighborhood just started to

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Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

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