Courtroom Sketch Artist Proves It's Not That Hard To Sketch The Greatest Of All Time

And that is how it’s done. Magnifico! Glorious, can almost see a little halo over MJ’s head if you look close enough. That’s what beauty, grace, and elegance look like. Even got that little “I’m the greatest of all time and if I wanted to come back tomorrow I could probably drop 40″ smirk. Courtroom sketch artists paint what they see, plain and simple. They have never ever done anyone wrong as far as I know, and this sketch of Michael Jordan proves that point. If you get a bad sketch it’s because you’re an ugly person. Dems Da Breaks.

As for the case, I’m not totally sure why MJ is murdering Dominick’s. They’re already dead. But that’s just what you have to do to stay on top I guess, kill an already out of business grocery store chain, send a message to the world that even if you are no longer in business, MJ will find you and he will crush you, or he won’t even find you because he only does deals worth 10 million dollars, minimum. Can’t even get his dick hard for 9 mil, think about that. #PowerMovesOnly

Bet Lebron does deals for likes on his Instagram page. #StriveForGreatness