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Monster Hits Only: A Flock of Sheep That Ate TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS of Weed And Had An Obviously Great Time

A herd of sheep grazing in the semi-flooded plain of Thessaly, Greece “invaded” a greenhouse that cultivated medicinal cannabis and ate around a hundred kilograms, reports say

As the sheep in Greece developed strange behavior, shortly after grazing, the shepherd realized that the sheep had eaten a large part of the cannabis crop. 

The owner of the greenhouse saw that his production, which had already been heavily damaged by Storm Daniel, had now been consumed by the sheep which were struggling to find fresh grass due to floods.

“I don’t know if it’s for laughing or crying,” he told TheNewspaper.gr website. “We had the heatwave, and we lost a lot of production. We had the floods, we lost almost everything. And now this…The herd entered the greenhouse and ate what was left. I don’t know what to say, honestly.”

Well damn. I was expecting to open this story and see something fun and silly. Just a couple of sheep hanging out on the farm and laughing their little fluffy heads off. Running around all willy nilly and talking about the good ole days or that time that the shepard fell into a pile of their shit. They were gonna be hootin and a hollering while carrying on. 

But nope. It's a sad story about some sheep surviving a devasting flood and then breaking into a greenhouse that was filled with the only surviving crop. They are out of wheat, cotton, and other grains because of the flood and now the high sheep have ruined any chance for a profitable harvest. 

How could these sheep be so damn selfish! Why would they do this?

Addiction? Maybe. I dunno and don't wanna say because that would be slanderous. Maybe they are like me and just do a little bit of weed so that they can fall asleep. If that's the case, there's no reason to do that to their lungs or memory. In my opinion, they should simply count each other. Like always, the simplest solution is the best solution.