On the same day we saw Marvin Harrison Jr., a potential Top 3 pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, go down for a bit with an injury, we now have to worry about potential #1 Overall pick Caleb Williams getting hit in the nuts.
Hang 'em up, Caleb. Focus on the Draft. Can't be playing a full season when you're at risk of the family jewels being sniped by your center at any given moment.
In all seriousness, this shows the thing every man knows: getting hit in the nuts is the great equalizer.
It truly doesn't matter who you are, where you're from, or your makeup as a man, getting hit in the nuts will cripple anyone. From an old man, to a Heisman Trophy winner, or just a random guy sitting behind a desk at an accounting firm, every single person reacts the same way to an unexpected nut shot. Your oxygen levels briefly drop to zero, and you fold like a lawn chair.
A good whack to the balls will always level the playing field.