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The WaPo Piece About Dave’s Pizza Fest Has The Worst First Sentence In The History Of Journalism

The Washington Post published its much-anticipated piece on Dave's pizza festival today. You may have been one of the now FORTY MILLION people who saw the clip of Dave speaking with the reporter who quarterbacked the piece:  Dave's video blew up so much that I legitimately forgot they were writing a

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The WaPo Piece About Dave’s Pizza Fest Has The Worst First Sentence In The History Of Journalism

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