Watch: Tom Brady Gives An All Time Interview About How He Would Want To Straight Up Murder His Opponents On The Football Field

Not to sound cliche, but I'm ready to "run through a wall." Scratch that. I'm ready to run to the gym, hop on the bench, and press until my arms fall off. Then I'm going to pick my arms up off the floor, re-attach them to my body, and do it all over again while that soundbite plays on repeat in my headphones. Even if you're not a fan of Tom (imagine?) you can't tell me that video doesn't get you hyped up. The way he grits his teeth when he says "the more I wanted to kill those guys" is downright erotic. Look at his face...

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And I know I'm bais, but every single clip from that interview is fantastic. "What did they say? Did they disrespect ME?!?" You realize how much of a psycho you have to be to achieve that level of success. He would literally create personal enemies out of complete strangers and that's why he was able to do what he did. It's Larry, Jordan, Kobe, and Tom. Those are the killers. Those are the goats.

I know I'm not supposed to promote other people's shows, but I don't consider this promotion. I consider it a public service announcement. That's it for this one. Have a lovely Friday. 

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