Susan Boyle Dropped Her New Song "Anal Queen" On Spotify And People Are Horned Up About It (Rightfully So)
Susan Boyle's official Spotify account was briefly hacked Monday (Sept. 18) when someone uploaded a very X-rated song to the 62-year-old Scottish singer's page.
According to last.fm, "Anal Queen" is a song by retired independent pop artist and producer Ayesha Erotica. The website claims the song was meant for her never-released album horny.4u but was instead leaked on YouTube in 2019.
However, it was clear to many upon first listen that the song wasn't a legitimate Susan Boyle recording, as it doesn't feature her vocals but does include NSFW lyrics such as:
Anal queen, I
'm your anal queen
Anal queen,
I'm totally an anal queen
I just love the way that you slip and slide, baby
I think I got some Astroglide, so
You can get some a-- tonight from me
Your hardcore anal queen
Man oh man. What a day for ole Susan Boyle. If you dont remember Susan, she took the world by storm on Britian's Got Talent. If you dont remember her cover of Le Mis' "I Dreamed A Dream," you probably werent born yet. When she went to full voice, everyone on planet earth with a TV or internet went full erection. Dont believe me? Put your cock to the test.
Hard yet?
Nevertheless, Susan has been out of the music game for a bit so imagine my surprise when I saw that she dropped a new song and that it was called Anal Queen.
Two of my favorite things! I love anal and I love Susan! Susan anal! LETTTSS GOOOOOOO!!!!
But, alas, much to my chagrin, she was hacked. Anal Queen isnt her song but the disappointment is mine.
If you wanna hear the full version, it's right here and it's fantastic.
Ready for these lyrics?
Anal queen,
I'm your anal queen
Anal queen,
I'm totally an anal queen
I just love the way that you slip and slide, baby
I think I got some Astroglide, so
You can get some ass tonight from me
Your hardcore anal queen
Fuck around and fit 12 cocks in the pussy
I used a Summer's Eve, so it tastes a little douchey
And I'm pinhole tight,
even 'round your fist
I've got a nasty little habit of guzzling piss
See, I use him for the head, t
hen I cum in his face
If he's worth a couple milli',
then I'm up in his safe
Yeah, I'm up in the faith,
a threesome with my pastor
I pray to the Lord that he fucks me faster
Look, fuck me like you wanna get me pregnant in the ass
I look like Lisa Rinna in the peanut butter lab
With the blade in the dash if you skip some cash
Yeah, love your pussy licks then
I'm out in a flash
Ms. Sancha on my radio,
booming out my system
When I see my fans, I hug, then I kiss them
Labels still asking who the fuck I'm with
It's just another damn day as Mrs. Nicole Smith, you bitch
I just wanna fucking look pretty
Two grams stashed in my titty
I don't eat ass, but don't push m
eAll five fingers in my tushy
Put a lil' money in my pussy
Put a lil' money in my pussy
Put a lil' money in my pussy (ow!)
Put a lil' money in my pussy