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Michael Lorenzen Threw A 124 Pitch No-Hitter And Has Since Completely Fallen Off The Rails Straight Into The Shitter

Hey kids, remember just over a month ago when Michael Lorenzen tossed the first no-no at CBP since Doc in 2010 and was the greatest mid-season acquisition in the history of sports? That was fun!  Good times! Nobody could predict a downfall, right? No, bloggers on 162-week Maternity Leave don't count

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Michael Lorenzen Threw A 124 Pitch No-Hitter And Has Since Completely Fallen Off The Rails Straight Into The Shitter

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