'I Have Never Heard Of This Group': This Kid Is The Most Honest Person To Ever Attend A WNBA Game

This kid's parents have done a tremendous job teaching their son the importance of telling the truth. He won't lie for anything. He's going to give you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help him God.

Every sentence out of his mouth is a punchline. Calling a WNBA team a "group" is possibly the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever heard. You can't write stuff better than that.

The woman interviewing him thought saying the Chicago Sky won last season's WNBA title was going to change this kid's whole outlook on his afternoon and women's basketball and it didn't do a damn thing. He was there for the buffet and no title from a 12-team league was going to impress him more than the chicken tenders and hot dogs awaiting him inside. Then she asked if he knew who the Sky were playing that day like he didn't just call them a "group." I think we could have skipped that question at that point, but whatever.

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And shoutout to the big man for saying he doesn't shoot threes. Every kid thinks they're Steph Curry now, so it's nice to see we still have some kids out there looking to be menaces on the glass and learn a solid back-to-the-basket game. Respect.