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The Heavyweight Champion of the World Tyson Fury Reveals How Horny He Is And The Results Are Shocking (Jerks Off Seven Times A Day And More)

Tyson Fury hilariously played along when Caleb Pressley threw a deeply personal question a him during a recent interview. ‘The Gypsy King’ and his wife Paris have seven kids from their marriage and the family is pretty much always in public life due to Tyson’s stature as a world-class athlete.

“You could say I’m a horny devil, a horny little [Redacted]. You know my numbers are like seven times a day mas****ation. That’s what… I w**k seven times a day.”

I've always said that I have lots in common with heavyweight champions but I didnt realize how much I had in common until Caleb released his latest deep dive interview with the Champ Tyson Fury. Sure. People always think the similarities are the punching power, the beautiful woman I'm married to, the hair style, or the electric bike I ride. I punch, fuck, and ride and there is no doubt about that.

 Besides fucking, I've always been known to jerk off a little bit. Seven times doesn't happen that often but I could do it. Well, I guess I could do it once I'm off antidepressants. You see, some medications that I am on dont allow for full and totally erect boners but I still give it the ole college try. 

This interview proves once again that the key to success in life is jerking off. All the real moguls and heavy hitters do it.