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There's Horny And Then There's "I'm At The Lions Game But Want You To Pee On Me" Horny

 

There's texts, there's sexts, there's aggressive sexts, there's sexts that should be illegal, and then there's I can't wait for you to piss on me sexts.

Enhance, please!

 

Mama mia! I believe it was George Washington who first said, if you can't squirt, take a video pissing! 

And you know what- good for this guy. We've all been in random places when a girl hits you up, and if she's in the mood, no matter where you are, you gotta give her what she wants. You don't want to be like "sorry babe, watching football", you'll never get her squirting again. If her pussy is throbbing she doesn't care that David Montgomery just missed a block and now it's 3rd and 14. You gotta give her what she wants!

Now, I do think it's sorta weird to take pictures of people's phones in public, but not this one. If you see someone talking about pee play in public, you gotta get the shot. Nobody was doxxed, and maybe this will help end kink shaming too.It's 2023, gotta let people love what they love!

The lesson here- horniness strikes at any moment, always be ready for it. Lesson 2- maybe keep that brightness down a bit, goodness gracious dude, you're in a stadium of 80,000 for heaven's sake! Lesson 3- go pee on her, king!