This Dad Should Be Publicly Shamed For Paying A Pro Soccer Club Over $20,000 To Let His 22-Year Old Dork Of A Son Play 10 Minutes In A Match

I'm not trying to sound like an asshole, it's just the honest truth that everyone involved here sucks. I get having fuck you money - actually, I don't. I'd like to imagine having fuck you money, but I can't just go ahead and drop thousands of dollars to let my dork of a kid play pro soccer. I don't care if it's 3rd tier Czech soccer, it's still a club that pays players (sometimes, probably) to play a sport. Now this guy comes rolling in with his dork kid to play 10 minutes. 

That said, if you're going to pay $20,000 might as well buy the entire fucking club like this guy: 

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Now, I'll say this as a parent. There's nothing worse than people who just continue to tell you how to raise your kids or what to do with your kids like you're a child. Don't do that if you have kids to new parents or vice versa. But I think we all can agree, if you have a 22-year old asshole kid like this dude, don't pay to have them play professional soccer. Take him to a bar. Take him to a pickup game. Do literally anything else besides this. It's time to cut off your kid and not just hand out 20 grand because you can.