Another Year, Another Whooping Delivered By The Philadelphia Eagles To The Minnesota Vikings

Ho diggity hum. The Vikings come to Philly and get whipped? Par for all the courses. 

ALL HAIL THE D'ANDRE SWIFT HOMECOMING GAME. 

The Eagles played kind of bad in the first half but Minnesota fell off the ugly pigskin tree and destroyed every branch on the way down. Who knew that all you needed to do is force 10000 turnovers, establish that dominant run game via your new shifty RB , and just throw it down the field to Skinny Batman a few times a half. 

2-0 without playing anywhere CLOSE to good, consistent football. Don't love it, but also love it deeply. Go Birds.