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World Class Athlete Begins Training To One Day Accomplish The Ever Elusive "Self Suck"

I firmly believe that training for any sort of physical activity is one of the most beneficial things anyone can do for their life. Not only is it great for you on a health and fitness aspect, but it teaches you to have discipline in your day-to-day life. If you want to accomplish your goals, you need to make the necessary sacrifices to to stay on that course to success. 

Maybe you're training to run a marathon. Maybe you're training to play a game at a high level. Or maybe you're training to be able to suck your own cock until completion. Either way, having some sort of physical goal in your life in which you are determined and focused on achieving is massive. 

And let this also be a lesson that everybody has to start somewhere. It's not about where your journey starts, but where it ends. Is this fella even close to being able to give himself a quick gluck gluck 9000? Not particularly. 

He still has some ways to go. But it's all about getting 1% better today than you were yesterday. If you can go to sleep every night knowing that you did everything in your power to make sure that you are better than you were when you woke up? Then that's all that matters. Because you just keep stacking those days. How bad do you really want it? How bad do you really need it? If it's something that lights that fire in your belly and makes you want it more than anything else in the world, then you just keep grinding for however long it takes. I have no doubt in my mind that this dude wants it, and he wants it bad. I can't wait to write the update blog one day when he finally achieves his goal.