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An Ex-Inmate Described What Danelo Cavalcante's Life In Prison Will Be Like After Escaping And It Sounds Like He's Going To Regret It A Good Bit

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After escaping from prison and two weeks on the run, noted piece of shit scumbag Danelo Cavalcante was finally apprehended Wednesday morning. And now that he's heading back to the big house, a former inmate described what Cavalcante's life will be like having escaped and embarrassed law enforcement and it sounds like a pretty bad time!

I get that it may have seemed to this guy like he had nothing to lose by trying to escape given that he already had a life sentence, but I'd have maybe asked around what happens to inmates who try to escape and don't get away — virtually 100 percent of them — before making a run for it. The heat and pepper spray through the vents into your solitary cell every summer for the rest of your life would have probably made me reconsider, honestly.

But to each his own. Enjoy the next 50 years in solitary where every guard will go out of their way to make your life as miserable as possible.