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First of all, everyone knows by now that this story is fake and if you dont, you're a big ole dummy. But people who were all in fear of aliens need to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Why? Because I could fuck that alien up in a heartbeat and any grown man with a modicum of strength could too. 

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You're A Pussy If You're Scared of Aliens After Seeing That Bitch Ass Alien Laying In A Casket Like A Dead Loser

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