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Lighten the Fuck Up! Justin Was 35 & Struggling to Find the Perfect Woman to be His Wife...

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Justin was 35 years old, very successful, but still single… 

One day, a good friend asked, "Why aren't you married, Justin? What's the matter, no one's good enough for you?" 

Justin responded, "Actually, I've found several good-looking women I wanted to marry, but when I brought 'em home to meet my parents, my mother didn't like any of 'em…" 

His friend thought for a moment and then offered the perfect solution. "Why not find a girl who's just like your mother? She'll have no choice but to like her…" 

A few months later, they bumped into each other again, and this time, his friend was direct, "I hope you found a girl just like your mother, Justin, and your mother liked her…" 

With a smile on his face, Justin responded, "Yup, I found the perfect girl, and she's just like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her!" 

The friend asked, "Then what's the problem? Why haven't I gotten a wedding invitation?" 

Justin sighed, "My father hated her…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #190!

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