How Quickly Until We Hire Roll Tide Willy?

Okay, probably not, but don't you think Roll Tide Willy would slot perfectly into what is becoming a murderer's row of crazy SEC football fans at Barstool?

We have Brandon Walker (crazy, and often times angry), Big T (angry, and often times crazy), and of course Mintzy (has his own library of reaction noises). Roll Tide Willie, with his amazing catchphrase of "Don't give a piss about nothing but the Tide," would be such a perfect foil alongside this crew, especially given how much the Tide win in the pigskin side of SEC competition.

I have traveled down to Tuscaloosa one time, for Penn State vs. Alabama in 2010, and this energy is felt throughout the entire campus. I'll never forget tailgating for that game, my friend's family members from Alabama were there and all of the grandparents and kids just kept telling us how much they hated Auburn. You'd ask them if they wanted some food or a drink, and they'd reply with a yes or no, and reminder that they fucking hate the Tigers.

It's a great fan base, with insane die-hard supporters, and a gameday atmosphere that is tough to match. As a Big Ten guy myself, I am not saying there aren't plenty of schools like it, the same can be said about the SEC, I am just saying Alabama is absolutely up there with the best and lives up to the hype.

Roll Tide Willy is just a perfect example of that fandom.

I need to see Roll Tide Willy go toe-to-toe on gameday with a riled-up Ben Mintz.

Throw in some jumping, some cheers, maybe a new #MintzyNoise, and it would be quite the show.