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Amon-Ra St. Brown Humping The Air After Scoring The Opening Touchdown Is How You Set The Tone For The Season

Perfect touchdown celebration. We've all been waiting for football to start, might as well fuck the air to celebrate. Mind you, Amon-Ra St. Brown is a man who practices his dance moves: 

[Source] - This is what you didn’t see: St. Brown practicing the dance in the Lions locker room and in his living room the week before the game.

St. Brown loves to dance. When he was a kid, he tried to imitate Michael Jackson’s moves. Now he learns his moves on TikTok. He says he can learn a dance by practicing it about 10 times. St. Brown taught Raymond to do “The Smeeze.”

Need to know if he practiced this one. I'm not even talking about actual sex or humping. I'm talking about was he in the locker room telling people to check out his new end zone dane like Tweeder and then start humping the air? Because if so, St. Brown and the Lions are going to live up to the hype this year. Forget the fake punt from the 17. Humping the air after scoring first is how you set the tone. 

I'm just glad they decided to show the whole thing after teasing us with some celebration blue balls 

Set the tone, hump the air. Get the defense to hump the air so they know not to give up a game-tying drive right away like they just did.