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Constantly Needing To Stretch Is One Of The Most Bullshit Parts About Getting Old

One of the worst parts about getting older is you start to realize that everybody wasn't just lying. Every part of it is true. One day you just wake up and instead of a hangover magically curing itself after a breakfast sandwich, they last for several days. One day you just wake up and you're never 

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Constantly Needing To Stretch Is One Of The Most Bullshit Parts About Getting Old

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