Eyewitness Accounts From The Diarrhea Plane Are Starting To Flood In And They Are As Horrific As You Could Imagine

Dante9/08/2023 8:10 PM

By now we've all heard of the poop plane from over the weekend.

It all started with the news report claiming the plane had to make an abrupt U-turn over the Atlantic and head back to Atlanta because of how bad it was.

NY Post - A Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around and make an emergency landing after a passenger “had diarrhea all the way through the plane”.
The Airbus A350 aircraft was two hours into a transatlantic flight from Georgia to Spain on Friday when the pilot asked to come back because of the fecal fiasco.
“This is a biohazard issue,” the pilot said to air traffic control recorded from LiveATC.com and shared on X.
“We’ve had a passenger who’s had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta.”
The identity of the passenger remains a mystery, but the passengers and crew were transferred and Flight DL194 finally made it to Barcelona at 5:10 p.m. the next day — eight hours later than scheduled, according to Flightradar24.

I don't think anybody was prepared for how bad it actually was. But when video of the carnage was released, our greatest fears were confirmed.

Personally, I don't understand how if you're piloting this flight how do you not take it into a nosedive straight into the ocean?

At the very very least, you have to hope the flight attendants deployed those emergency air masks so passengers didn't have to breathe in that odor.

Those poor souls trapped back in the cabin forced to deal with that stench. There's no denying that poop smells horrific. Cleaning up animal poop is brutal. But doable. When they are sick and have diarrhea it's much worse and can make even the strongest of us gag. When you're talking human shit though it's an entirely different situation.

Human shit is horrendous.

Now today comes eyewitness accounts of the terror in the skies. Along with confirmation the smell was as wretched as imagined.

NY Post - Grossed-out passengers have detailed the ordeal of being stuck on a Delta flight that was forced to turn back after someone could not contain their explosive diarrhea — which left crew ripping out the carpet to contain the “biohazard.”
“It was an experience that I hope no one has to go through,” Marie Beals-Basinger told the Daily Mail of the flight that was diverted back to Atlanta on Friday, just two hours into its eight-hour trek to Barcelona, Spain.
“I hope the poor woman that had this experience recovers,” she said of the sickened passenger.

The pilot of Flight DL194 had warned air traffic control there was “a biohazard issue” with “a passenger who’s had diarrhea all the way through the airplane.”
“It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible,” one person tweeted of their partner’s disgusting experience on the flight.
“It was pretty bad … The vanilla-scented disinfectant used on it only made it smell like vanilla s–t,” Dee W. wrote on X, the new name for Twitter.

My jaw dropped to the floor when reading that this was a woman responsible for this depravity.

Thoughts and prayers to her for real.

What a savage she must be to treat herself to some shitty airport sushi, and way too many airport beers, before boarding this transatlantic flight with a butt full of bud mud, has to know there is never any coming back from this.

Not only could she not hold it until they made it to the bathroom, but her ass exploded to the point it was running down through her shorts or pants and tracking all over the cabin?

Fucking outrageous. This should be punishable by death.

Especially because once they returned back to Hartsfield-Jackson, some poor sons of bitches had to clean up the mess.

Cleaning crews were able to scrub down the aircraft once it landed in Atlanta since flight records show it was used for another flight.
“The flight was met by emergency vehicles and EMTs carried the sick passenger off the plane,” Dee W added. “After the plane landed, it was thoroughly cleaned. They didn’t leave until around 2:30 a.m.”
John Hudt, who said he was also on the flight, described it as a “mess.”

Whatever that cleaning crew gets paid, they deserve 10 times. On a holiday weekend no less. They should have just decomissioned the plane from the fleet and set the thing on fire. Don't you dare think that the pilots and crew members haven't seared this planes number into their brain and prayed to God to never get assigned to it. Nobody wants to have to work on the poop plane. Ever.

If I was a passenger on that flight, I'm not even mad for not ending up in Spain and making a u-turn back to ATL. If there's not a bigger omen for your vacation going to complete shit, than a grown person uncontrollably shitting all over the place on the plane ride there, then I don't know what is.

p.s. - shout out og commenter @diarrhea. sorry that jinx cheah is riding your bolts into the ground this season. pouring out a sierra nevada in your name

p.p.s. - the comment section on NY post had some good ones