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There's A Sex Plane At Burning Man That Makes You Show Up At 5 AM To Wait Your Turn To Join The Mile High Club

There's very few worse places on Earth I can think of than Burning Man. I don't know how much you would have to pay me to go there, but a bunch of rich people cosplaying as homeless for a weekend in the desert sounds like my worst nightmare. Apparently this year's situation is a disaster: 

Hopefully everything ends up alright on that front but we've gotta talk about the sex plane that was making its rounds before the storm. I guess this is one way to fulfill your mile high fantasy, and according to the plane's flight logs, there's a lot of rocks getting off at altitude:

Every trip was around 20 minutes, except one that seems to have lasted almost 3 HOURS? Gotta wonder what was going on in the sky for that long. I'm not sure I want to find out. A lot of coming and going, that's for sure. Let's get a first hand review from checks notes Crypto Lurker on his experience on the plane:

Thank god they take the sanitary measures of cleaning you off at a spring first! I know that plane smells crazy. I'm not sure those pilots retain their sense of smell after one long day in the skies. Imagine waking up at 4 AM to go stand in line to wait 3 hours to fuck in a tiny ass plane with two guys named Dan and Steve mere inches away flying you around the sky? Just wait for the engine to go checks notes again "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" for your turn. Unbelievable levels of horny. Not everything needs to be posted online, but if it is, best believe this robotic AI blogger will write about it.