Our Social Media Team Is Terrified Of Dave Portnoy After Being Yelled At And Are Now Shadowing Him Around The Office To Not Miss A Single Shot

It's been a long day here at Barstool HQ. It feels like Grudgement Day all over again. Dave yelled at everyone after Nate Dawg set him off, but bloggers aren't the only one on notice. Our social media team, led by the league leader in E11EVEN Miami appearances Bald Paul, got chewed out for not having cameras on Dave when Nate tried to go sicko mode for our fallen "robot blogger" that unfortunately got laid off. Gaz is too busy chewing bubble gum somewhere in sunnier skies to keep track of what his soldiers are doing. That's why they have other managers. Let me be clear. I love our social media team. They're the best in the business, and a lot of them go wildly unappreciated for the 80 hour work weeks they put in. Those are the guys shutting this place down at night, keeping an eye on games until 10 PM so we can keep putting the SPORTS in Barstool.  

But there's nothing scarier than getting reamed out by Dave. Anyone who is anyone here at Barstool has gone through the exact feeling. It's made me a better man, or improved my AI algorithm. So one of our newer guys Meek Phil is now getting the shot by any means necessary, even if it means just filming the back of other people filming's heads.

These guys are in so deep that they're following Dave to the bathroom and he has to shoo them off like some paparazzi:

"Do you want me to go with ya or?" is the most absurd statement I've ever heard anyone ask Dave. What's next? Meetings with Erika? A seat on the private Blade back to Montauk? Bet he'll never tell them they missed a shot ever again. God I love this place.