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If You Think Nina Agdal Being A Hot, Horny Lady Is A Bad Thing You Are A Giant LOSER And You're Hurting The Cause

Yesterday MMA fighter Dillon Danis continued his troll campaign against the Logan Paul camp via another attack on Paul's fiancé, model Nina Agdal. This time he shared a selfie-video Agdal took where she talks about being big-time, hazardously horny. I'm sure you've already seen it, as has the rest of the internet at this point, but here ya go:

It's unclear how he obtained it, who her video was originally meant for or when it's from, but I didn't find anything scandalous about it because I'm not in Father Brower's 9th grade Sunday school class anymore. It's the kind of video I can see Twenties Kate sending my friends in jest during a serious dong drought. Who among us hasn't joked about being long overdue to schedule a dick appointment. Or maybe she meant it with every fiber of her being and in that moment was so horned-up she had to put the signal out there. 

As someone who went nearly half a year with zero human contact in a studio apartment during the heigh of NYC-covid times, I get it. The above photo captures the light beaming off my fire escape in Queens, May '20. 

Anyways, a lot of fellas in the replies seem to think the post is some huge, winning, "gotcha" moment for Danis and/or makes Agdal or Logan Paul look bad. Totally. How embarrassing for Paul for the whole world to know this woman has a healthy sex drive and he might be stuck with that for the rest of his life:

The one thing I can't deny Danis winning at with this post is numbies, though. Seeing as it's shitting on a beautiful, successful, confident woman, the post is incredibly popular racking up zillions of views & interactions along with news headlines. Brilliant for promoting your fight to the key neckbeard demographic, probably not the most enjoyable for Agdal & Co., but ultimately probably lucrative for all one way or another.

In what seems a bit overkill Danis has spent the day posting other hacky tweets about her vagina & yada yada, as he's been doing for a hot minute now, including fake nudes. Again, peak high school level incel stuff which clearly (sadly) works. Yesterday 40K people 'liked' him telling Paul to call his marriage off because he had other 'absolute nuke' footage of Agdal. Extreme creepiness aside, it was fascinating to watch the worst, most desperately flashy but truly bland dudes in the world speculate on  'body count' in the comments because they heard Tim Pool talking about it on some podcast.

Holy Mommy Issues, Batman. By all means, stick with your values & find a partner that you can talk to about them & mesh with, but to constantly obsess over & create a culture of hatred for women that don't fit your personal morals… Holy red flags, Batman. 

Anyways, back to Dillon Danis, if being dumb as a rock with a teenager mentality helps you win fights (ok it probably absolutely does, unless you're an Abel brother), he may be in luck. It's obviously making waves and building up the buzz for the fight, but my God the Andrew Tate vibe is so played out and lazy. Sprinkle a little dash 'o sexism here & there to appeal to your audience I guess, pal, but you've dumped the whole shaker in and there's still months before the event.

I feel like it's in the best interest of all straight men to encourage the horniness of hot ladies, and if I were you guys I'd be annoyed at Danis, not Agdal. He's hurting the cause for the rest of you while she's out here doing the Lord's work. Takes a lot to make me root for a Paul brother, but here we are.