Aw Geez. Not Another Video Confirming That San Francisco 49ers Fans Are The Biggest Scumbags In The NFL
It was really just a matter of months ago that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the everliving piss out of 49ers in the NFC Championship Game. Completely obliterated that franchise from start to finish. After the game, 49ers fans proceeded to cry and shit in their diapers for the next...well I don't think they've stopped yet. Their team sucked and they decided to take it out on Eagles fans.
I mean you had a radio host in San Francisco calling Philly fans the lowest life scumbags out there.
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All because of what? We're a little loud and boisterous? We say a few cuss words? We don't mind when small children go around giving double middle finger salutes?
All that seems a heckuva lot better than literally stabbing each other at an In-N-Out after a game. All of that seems a heckuva lot better than this brawl that broke out during last week's preseason game.
We're still in the preseason and 49ers fans have already had a massive stadium brawl, and a fight that resulted in a stabbing at an In-N-Out. But sure, Philly fans are lower life scumbags than anyone else out there. All I'm saying is that I'm pretty sure you're not even allowed to own a George Kittle jersey unless you've committed a felony at some point in your life.
The world would be a better place if everybody just started to realize the necessity of Philly fans. There's a difference between chaotic good and chaotic evil. Philly fans are chaotic good. We might be maniacs, but there's never any evil intentions behind our actions. Fanbases like San Francisco? They are legitimately evil and truly terrible people. But they're terrified of Philly fans. Again, they cry and shit in their diapers at the mere thought of Philly fans. So without Philly fans, there would be nobody to keep 49ers fans in check. The world needs us now more than ever. Philly fans keep the world in order.