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SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: The Hottest New Zealand Model Is Ready To Declare World Dominance

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YUP!!! Eat it, Russell Crowe, Peter Jackson and...(immediately Googles notable people from New Zealand)...Edmund Hillary!!! It's now brightemily's island and you must leave the premesis, post haste! Screw the isle,it's about to be her world. Possibly universe! Line up in an orderly fashion before it's too late! 

ALL HAIL brightemily!!!