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Donald Trump Self-Reports That He Won The Senior Club Championship at Trump Bedminster Shooting A Round of 67, And That There Was "No Hanky/Lanky"

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This guy is something else man. 

The other day he tells his booking officer, with a straight face, that he's the same fighting height and weight as Lamar Jackson.

And just when you think you've heard and seen it all, he drops a truth social bomb like this on us. 

You think a little indictment (numerous actually) have him rattled?

Not enough to go out onto the course and put up prime Tiger Woods numbers. 

And don't you dare doubt that score you haters. There were many.people watching. Including the Secret Service. Ever heard of them?

(Sidebar - being Trump's secret service detail has either gotta be the freaking funniest or worst job on the planet. No in-between.)

We haven't seen a politician show athletic prowess like this since Kim Jong Il (Kim Jong Un's father) shot a 38-under-par 34, which included 11 hole's-in-one, the first time he ever picked up a golf club and played a round. Pretty impressive stuff.

Putin's 9-goal heroic effort against the Russian national team was also pretty impressive but he's a physical specimen so it was expected.