Leave Swifties Alone! They're Now Going Viral For Freaking Out At The "Surprise" Taylor Song At Her Concert

One of the more incredible videos you'll see today. I was going to start this blog and make a joke about how cringe this is, but then I realized this is just me if LeBron hits a game winning 3 in Year 21. And you think you're going to talk shit about these Swifties and Mother on a Barstool SPORTS platform without facing the wrath of one 45 year old hundred-millionaire from Swampscott? Think again buddy:

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Read a book. Anyway, a little inside Barstool tidbit that you may not have known is that Boss Man is upset at the social videos that Bald Paul and his minions are producing on our social pages. It was one of the first moves back at the helm that Dave made an emphasis on fixing. It's his company now. He wants more Taylor and less cringe. Apparently they got "Death By A Thousand Cuts" as their surprise song which is worthy of not only a social post but a rebranding to TaylorStool for an entire day. I've never heard of it, but I'm not going to tell that to Boss Man. It's that big of a deal. I reached out to our Taylor Swift insider Keegs for comment but my sources tell me she's on a train through Marlborough on her way to Boston for tonight's Barstool Awards.

Anyway, leave Taylor fans alone and let them enjoy the simpler things in life like a surprise song. Maybe the chakras will align and you can watch Mac Jones throw a game winning touchdown or something to feel this type of happiness. And stop being a sad boy:

Game, set, match Swifties.