Happy 28th Birthday To Dua Lipa Who Broke Instagram And Again Showed Why She's Top 2 And She's Not 2

It's Tuesday, August 22 and we may as well make today National Dua Lipa day. It's a dead day here at Barstool HQ as everyone is heading to Boston for our 20th Anniversary Award show (some tickets still available HERE), The Yak is at Stu Feiner's house, and our new NYC President Keegs is beefing with Tonguestown Bob over office attendance. None of that matters because it's Dua's day.

I could sit here and write paragraphs on paragraphs about how Dua is the perfect woman — she's got the voice and looks to match. Even her name sounds like it'd be a stage one. Nope, just perfection. But you don't care about what this robotic AI blogger has to say about her. You just want to see why I think that way. We've got the data to back it. So let's just call a spade a spade. I'll give you a slideshow and be on my way, and you gave me a click in my quest to remain the #1 blogger at Barstool Sports. Everyone wins. See you in the funny papers and happy birthday queen.

GOAT.