Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was Half Asleep, Running Late, and NOT in Full Uniform...

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Two police officers, Steve and Mary, and their trained police dog Thor, were assigned to walk a beat in an area of the city known for drug trafficking… 

They'd been out only a short time when Mary said, “Damn, I was half asleep and running late this morning, Steve, and I'm not sure how it happened, but I forgot to put on my panties! I'm so uncomfortable! I'm gonna have to go back to the station and grab a pair out of my locker…”

“Stop, Mary, you don’t have to go back," Steve dissuaded. "We have a sniffer dog. Just give Thor one sniff between your legs, and he’ll go back to the station and fetch 'em for ya.”

Mary grabbed the dog's snout and held it firmly between her legs. After ten seconds of intense sniffing, the trained K9 sneezed loudly several times and then took off running toward the stationhouse…

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Twenty minutes later, Steve and Mary heard sirens and saw a dozen police cars in hot pursuit and heading their way… 

Suddenly, they saw Thor rounding the corner in full sprint, prompting Steve to ask, "Are those the Captain's balls dangling out of his clenched jaw, Mary?"

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