HURRIQUAKE: 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California Just As A Hurricane Was Rolling Through Town

You could say we are being a little dramatic out here in Southern California. An 80-year tropical storm is just now making it's way in, but you know what, we needed just a little bit more attention. Not gonna lie - at first I thought the earthquake bot was just another fake Twitter post. Probably from the dog hanging on the tree in the middle of the mudslide. And yeah, it was a total nothingburger in Ojai, a place in Ventura County I've never even heard of. But you know what?

I updated my 2023 California bingo board and I'm starting to see the possibility of getting bingo in one day, let alone 2023. 

Anyway I'm gonna catch an Uber Gondola down to the 605. I hear there's a family of Orca's practicing their SeaWorld bit. 

- Jeffro