Lighten the Fuck Up! He Was a Young Farmer & She an Old Lady Needing Help Finding Her Sister's House...

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A young farmer drove his old truck into town for repairs. The local mechanic couldn't do it while he waited, so because he didn't live far, the farmer agreed to walk home and come back when it was done… 

On the way home, he decided to stop at the hardware store, where he bought a galvanized bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he had a problem, without his truck, how was he gonna carry everything home? 

He was on the sidewalk struggling to carry everything when a little old lady approached him. "I'm here visiting my sister, and I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get to 1549 Town Farm Road, Sir?" 

"Well," the young farmer replied, "Just so happens, my farm is just a stone's throw from that house. I'll gladly walk you there, but I'm having a little trouble carrying all my stuff…" 

"Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket," suggested the petite old lady. "Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose with your other hand…" 

“Why, thank you, Ma'am,” he said, surprised, and once he had everything secured as she said, he proceeded to walk the old girl to her sister's house… 

On the way, the farmer had an idea… "Let's take a shortcut and go down this alley. It'll be faster, and we'll be there in no time!" 

The little old lady suddenly became skeptical about the young farmer's intentions… "I'm a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that you won't hold me up against the wall when we get in the alley, hike up my skirt, yank down my panties, and have your way with me?" 

"Holy smokes, lady!" the young farmer snapped. "I'm carrying a galvanized bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that to you?"

"Well,” the old lady replied, “You could set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I could hold the two chickens…”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #187!

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