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Idiot Eagles Fans At Preseason Game Breakout The Wave As An Eagles Player Is Getting Carted Off The Field

Okay so first things first, let's make one thing clear--this is absolutely, positively, not a bunch of scumbag Eagles fans. I don't want to see anything about "typical Philly trash". In no way are these people making light of Tyrie Cleveland's scary injury because they are god awful sub-humans.

The issue is that these fans are all a bunch of dumbasses. Just dumb as shit. Complete and total dipshits. Which, if we're being totally honest, is worse than being a scumbag. At least scumbags know the game and are making a conscious effort to be pieces of shit. Dumbasses like this are just too damn moronic to know any better. 

I get that we shouldn't expect much out of people who are dumb enough to even show up to a preseason game in the first place. But for the love of god, guys, just mix in a clue one time for me. 

Also let's just put this out there right now--anybody who participates in The Wave is a dork. Doesn't matter if it's preseason or what. Could be a blowout in the MLB, could be whatever. Anyone who sees The Wave breaking out in the crowd and thinks to themselves, "Oh neat! I can't wait until it gets to be our turn!" is a grade A loser. It's the worst fan behavior imaginable. You're a dork and you deserve to get bullied for it. If you enjoy The Wave, then there's a good chance you own every season of Big Bang Theory on DVD. 

So in closing--these fans aren't scumbags. They're just a bunch of dumbass dorks. 

Thoughts go out to Tyrie Cleveland. Injury looked brutal and you always hate to see a guy have to get carted off the field. But good news is that he has movement in all his extremities, so that's worth something. 

@JordieBarstool