Bra Wars Are Officially Over After Drake Received A Legitimate Parachute Last Night At His LA Show

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably seen the clips of Drake getting bras thrown on stage at every stop on his tour. It's turned out into full bra wars as ladies compete for the heart of Drizzy himself:

 He also gave out a casual Hermes Birkin bag that cost at minimum $10,000 at the show last night: 

That's not why we're here though. We're here to discuss the hammock that someone threw on stage. Shit looked larger than a WWE belt. Can we get an ID on this woman? They found the girl who started this whole thing and she had a Playboy deal within 48 hours. If this is real, get the Guinness Book of World Records on the horn. I hope she threw it towards the end of the show, because I know she was in hell if not. Or we can just choose to believe that it was his dad who threw it on stage, and then this clip means nothing and nothing in life is real. I'm going to take the optimistic route though. Let us enjoy the mystique.