And Here We Have Lars Nootbaar Fouling A Baseball STRAIGHT To The Dick

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Oh, Lars. I feel for thee. This ain't the World Baseball Classic no more. Just a few short months ago Lars was on top of the world as an unknown turned hero fighting for the eventual champion Japan…and now he's stuck playing for the worst Cardinals team this century, getting shut out at home by the actual worst team of the century, and hitting his own baseball right to the jimmies. Not good for business. Or pleasure. 

Keep fighting the good fight, Lars. If Hans Moleman could (kind of) make a comeback, so shall you.