You Think Jalen Carter Cares About Leo Messi Coming Over And Destroying The Philadelphia Union?
Lionel Messi and Inter Miami came into Philadelphia (Chester) last night and spanked the bare butt, balls, and back off of the Philadelphia Union. Personally, I don't see how anybody can think this is good for the MLS. At some point Messi scoring every single night without even breaking a sweat is going to lose its luster. Is Lionel Messi actually killing soccer in America? You tell me.
All I can tell you right now is if there's anybody out there who couldn't give less of a shit about Messi making the Philadelphia Union look like a bunch of children out there, it's Eagles rookie Jalen Carter. Guy couldn't care less, because all he cares about at the moment is putting All-Pro guards on their ass.
These are the things that we should be focusing on right now. We should strictly be caring about the fact that this guy is an Eagle.
We don't need to waste our time caring about some loser in the NBA waiting until he's halfway around the world in China before throwing a temper tantrum about the NBA being a business. We don't need to waste our time caring about soccer when Lionel Messi just came over and ruined the league. We don't need to waste our time caring about the Flyers until Matvei Michkov comes over from Russia.
Jalen Carter is an Eagle. He's going to wreak havoc on the rest of the league, and he's not even the best Jalen on the team. The Phillies are in the top wild card spot even though those idiots are losing games by hitting batters with the bases loaded. But still. Wild card Phillies. Jalen Carter is an Eagle. Just completely block everything else out from your brain. Life is good.
