If Diamond Hands Daniel Amesbury Gets Another KO At Rough N' Rowdy, We Need To Find A Way To Get His Next Fight On Ice
Does Rough n' Rowdy need enforcers?
You bet your sweet ass it does. And Diamond Hands Daniel Amesbury might just be the exact enforcer we've been waiting for. This sick son of a bitch lives to chuck knucks. It doesn't matter if that's on a sheet of ice with the Danbury Hat Tricks.
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On a sheet of ice while fighting in Ice Wars.
Box lacrosse.
Or previous Rough n' Rowdy events.
You give this man the ability to legally tee off on another human being, and Diamond Hands is there to throw down. So coming up this Friday in Wheeling, West Virginia, Diamond Hands has another fight on his schedule. A 5-round brawl with the Polish Hammer. And he's already guaranteed a knockout.
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Now guarantees in sports don't mean quite as much these days as they used to. But I think if you guarantee a knockout at Rough n' Rowdy, and then you deliver? Well that has to be worth something.
So all I'm saying is that if Diamond Hands actually delivers a knockout shot here, you have to find a way to get his next fight to be on ice. Obviously these types of decisions go way above my pay grade, but it has to be possible. I mean if arenas can host an NBA and an NHL game all in the same day, there has to be a way to make it happen for a fight. Maybe build the ring over an ice rink? Or just find a way to freeze the ring for the last fight of the night? I don't know. I'm just the ideas guy here. But if Diamond Hands is going to keep knocking dudes out on his feet, then he deserves to show the world what he can do with a pair of skates on.
Sick puppy.
Watch RnR 22 here. Friday, August 18. 8pm.