Lighten the Fuck Up! The Good Pastor Was Keeping Some Dark Secrets...

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Pastor William H. Fuzz had been a minister in his small town for better than thirty years…

He had a wonderful reputation as a man of God and was both well-known and well-liked by the entire community. However, he had a secret obsession with the young ladies, and despite being a devoted Man of the Cloth, he couldn't help himself… 

One evening, he took a beautiful 23-year-old parishioner down the dead-end street by the river. He was having his way with her when suddenly, the bright light of a policeman’s flashlight illuminated the pair as he was ravaging her firm, young body in the front seat of his Lincoln Town Car… 

Because of his reputation, he thought he'd be able to talk his way out of it, so the good Pastor lowered his window, and in a reassuring voice, he said, “Everything's okay, Officer, I’m Pastor Fuzz…” 

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The rookie cop replied, “I don’t care if you're halfway up her ass, Sir, step outta the car!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

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