This Guy Snatching Souls And Splashing Threes On The Basketball Court Is The Best Thing You Will Watch Today

Will Burge8/13/2023 1:10 AM

I'm not sure if you have ever noticed but basketball players are usually abnormally tall. You can spot a hooper in a crowd almost immediately. They tower over the rest of the average world and have that special lurp quality to their posture. Similar to a marionette with the shoulders up and forward with the neck and arms dangling.

Every sport needs a trailblazer and I think we just found the guy who is going to break the height barrier. I have zero clue who this guy is but he is absolutely electric on the court. I honestly don't think I have ever seen someone shoot a hook shot 3-pointer let alone shoot it well. Looking like some kind of travel-sized Kareem out there.

He's out there crossing up fools. Just splashing threes and biting knees.

My favorite part is that after dropping ANOTHER absolutely ridiculous hook shot over this kid in the white he has him contemplating every second he has ever put into this sport. The sport he loves. The sports where a guy who can't even get on a roller coaster is taking his ass to school.

That's the look of a defeated man. A man who is going to get roasted to oblivion in his group texts after this video goes viral.

And this apparently isn't a fluke. You can pull short clips of guys hooping and make a sick mixtape for just about anyone. But this Spudd Webb reboot ain't one to play with on the hardwood.

Try and guard him and both your backs will hurt. Yours from bending down so far trying to D up and his from carrying his squad to victory over you chumps.

If I'm hooping with little homie I'm turning into Ben Wallace with Rip Hamilton. Just setting ferocious screens and having him run guys in circles. He could even dribble between his legs while he runs through my legs on some Harlem Globetrotters Inception shit. We could tour the west coast hustling dudes for cash and making a name for ourselves as streetball legends.

It'd be more entertaining then that terrible remake of White Men Can't Jump. We would just have to careful because if out here the wind can push the ball 6 to 8 inches to the left then we may need to tie a kite string to little man. Don't want to lose him in that beautiful California coastal breeze.