What Time Did Each Barstool Employee Show Up To Work A Day After Being Crucified By Dave Portnoy?

We're one day removed from Dave reaming out the entire content floor for not showing up to work by 9 am, so one of our social media employees took it upon himself to show up early and document what time everyone came in. Your jaw will DROP at who entered the mix at 9:20 this morning. No spoilers. 

Little slanderous putting JackMac near dead last besides Frank who runs the office, simply because he shuts the lights off at this place every night at an ungodly hour. Come in at 10 am if you're going to be here until midnight every night. I'll slide for my guy every single time. 

This morning was insane. It's usually just me and Austin, two branches of the Dave Portnoy tree. It's actually peaceful to get some work done before you have to listen to Frank yell for hours about the same exact shit everyday (he's right though). Some things you just can't teach, but someone should have told these other guys that Dave wasn't even going to show up today so it was all for nothing. Love the move by Gaz to show up at 7:40 thinking Dave was gonna be around and can't yell at him for chewing bubble gum and shutting down E11EVEN Miami every night. I digress.

The real test would have been to do this in a week when Dave heads back to his sunshine estate and we're inevitably back to the 11 AM entrances. Maybe that'll be a blog next week and you'll get the real results of this experiment.